Legends of The Hidden Temple
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Longest Flying Rubberband Powered Airplanes
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The Video I’ve Ever Seen!
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How To Keep A Girlfriend
I am the Scoutmaster of Boy Scout Troop 18 here in Ocala, Fl. One of the scouts in my troop thought he would help me out by giving me tips on how to keep a girlfriend. I just wanted to share these tips with you. Brought to you by a 13 year old scout named RJ.
1. Don’t act like a moron, girls hate that!
2. If she wants something bad, get it for her, even if you have to go into debt.
3. Girls like to be called, if they tell you to go fly, she’s probably not your type.
4. Don’t ever get her diet soda, even if she looks like she needs it.
5. Make her feel comfortable when she comes over.
6. Don’t ever give her a beer, unless she asks for it.
7. Don’t ever yell or say a bad word.
8. If she says she is hungry, ask her what she wants.
9. If she says it’s okay not to call her, still call her.
10. If you are ever working when she comes over, take a little break.
11. Save up as much money as you can to get her a big Christmas gift.
12. Don’t be a macho man. (Don’t look at your muscles when you are working out.)
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Celestial Soda Pops while the Tinman Sleeps
This happened a while back, about a year or so. I was meeting up with Bradley at a restaurant because my tummy was a rumblin’. My meal was already out by the time he got there, so I was already starting to eat. He sat down to shoot the breeze with me for a few minutes before ordering. The breadstick lady was making her rounds, “I’ll get some breadsticks for you gentlemen in a second.” We nodded in approval. Brad got up to go get some food, and when the lady came by to distribute breadsticks we had ourselves a little interaction that went like this:
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An Evening with Roni
The other night, I was waiting outside of my friend’s band practice. So, I decided to pass the time by calling up a friend. As I’m pacing back and forth in the front yard, I notice this cat (a man, not a meow cat) a few houses down who strikes me as odd. He was a chubby fella with dark clothes on (dark clothing is slimming, right?), but the only thing I couldn’t take my eyes off of was his Santa Claus cap. Now, it is the holiday season, so this isn’t too out of the ordinary, but something was definitely amiss. So this guy is just standing along the sidewalk in front of this house. I’m in the middle of my conversation when he starts walking in my direction. Now, he could have, very well, been headed somewhere else other than at me, but I knew I was in for it. He was about 20 feet away from me when I thought, “Oh god, he’s gonna ask me for money or just kill me.” Sure enough, he walks up to me, and interrupts me while I’m on the phone. (more…)
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Work, play, and some kinda infinite mind or: reminisce and babble
Aside from being in excruciating physical pain or realizing that someone was going to torture me in unimaginable ways (bamboo shoots in every toe and fingernail while blaring Huey Lewis…backwards), I doubt suicide would ever cross my mind. (more…)
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