How To Keep A Girlfriend

I am the Scoutmaster of Boy Scout Troop 18 here in Ocala, Fl. One of the scouts in my troop thought he would help me out by giving me tips on how to keep a girlfriend. I just wanted to share these tips with you. Brought to you by a 13 year old scout named RJ.

1. Don’t act like a moron, girls hate that!

2. If she wants something bad, get it for her, even if you have to go into debt.

3. Girls like to be called, if they tell you to go fly, she’s probably not your type.

4. Don’t ever get her diet soda, even if she looks like she needs it.

5. Make her feel comfortable when she comes over.

6. Don’t ever give her a beer, unless she asks for it.

7. Don’t ever yell or say a bad word.

8. If she says she is hungry, ask her what she wants.

9. If she says it’s okay not to call her, still call her.

10. If you are ever working when she comes over, take a little break.

11. Save up as much money as you can to get her a big Christmas gift.

12. Don’t be a macho man. (Don’t look at your muscles when you are working out.)