Free Lunch For Life » Wackydaft http://freelunchforlife.com Free Lunch For Life, fed to you by Angel & Brad - Best friends showing you an interesting world. Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:06:33 +0000 en hourly 1 Christmas Music For All No Matter What!!! http://freelunchforlife.com/2009/12/24/christmas-music-for-all-no-matter-what/ http://freelunchforlife.com/2009/12/24/christmas-music-for-all-no-matter-what/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:19:12 +0000 brad http://freelunchforlife.com/?p=1141 It’s the most wonderful time of the year. It’s almost Christmas!!! This music will help you get into the true spirit of the season. Visit the Official Myspace Page for Christmas Brad

DOWNLOAD THE FUN!!!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THEM ALL IN A ZIP (ZIP – 6.02 MB)

He’s Making A List (MP3 – 1.11 MB)

Looks Like Christmas (MP3 – 2.04 MB)

Here Comes Santa (MP3 – 1.14 MB)

Jingle Bells (MP3 – 1.92 MB)

New Year Song (MP3 – 1.09 MB)

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All you have to do to understand certain words and phrases is to hear them used in context once or twice, then you get it.  So, rather than try to explain what this phrase means, I’ll just show you a few examples of it’s use.  Okay?  The phrase:

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Howdy Doody

Everyone’s heard that their past has shaped them into who they are today. The trials and tribulations of life make you a better person. The following story is of a tribulation that has done nothing for me except arm me with another embarrassing memory.

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Brad On Whistler Mountain

I almost didn’t come home. Whistler exceeded my expectations. I have been lucky enough to do a good bit a traveling in my life. Only a few times has a place felt like it could be home. The interesting thing is, it’s not uncommon for people to feel this way about BC.

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photo by flickr user: respres

When I was about six years old, I lived on a river road where people liked to speed. On one side of this dangerous road were the houses and on the other side was a steep embankment leading down to the river. This strictly limited the number of neighborhood kids I could hang out with.

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Bear Grylls

“If it can keep you alive, then eat it.” – Bear Grylls

On the Discovery Channel’s show, Man Vs Wild, the host, Bear Grylls, has eaten many things to display how to stay alive in desperate situations. I have compiled a list of the grossest things I have seen this guy eat.

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